Phil Huffy, “Legalese”
There was an old judge in Manhattanwho often misused legal Latin.As he just wouldn’t leave,they gave him the heavealong with the chair which he sat in.
Prediction, Faculty Drub – Phil Huffy
This is Phil’s second publication with Hedge Apple. His first, last semester, is also on our website. Prediction is an honestly-described tale of recollection. Faculty Drub is a limerick–Phil’s seeming signature with us. (It seems both we and our immediate predecessors appreciate limericks.) Enjoy: ___ Prediction He looked into the future at the Corinth County …
Removal By Phil Huffy
Such uneven walls, long abided though aged. Just look at the old place— a snug place, a small place, offering solace, a tepid bath, a quiet meal and granting the view out back to familiar scenes. Some cold comfort came amid these empty rooms. Warm nights, or lonely ones, and sunny mornings watching the …
Down by the Bay By Phil Huffy
An oyster from Chesapeake Bay was captured and carted away A kitchenhand shucked him then somebody sucked him In all, quite a horrible day Phil Huffy is a repurposed lawyer from Rochester, New York. He was formerly a hobbyist songwriter and one- man band, but he left the group in a huff. Recent placements …