Shall I Compare Thee to an Idiot!? by Landon Grove

Landon Grove

Shall I Compare Thee To An Idiot!?

Why can you not drive in your own lane?
Move it, buddy. You moron!
You cause everyone in traffic great pain.
I wish you would fly off the road and be gone!
Sometimes you merge right
Without using your light.
Why did you take I-95?
These massive trucks are awful enough.
I’m lucky to be alive!
My exit is finally here; I can lose this jerk!
My day has been terrible since I got up for work.
Oh no! Why? Why? How can it be?
You’re taking the same exit as me!