“The Hacking Cough Intro in “Sweet Leaf” by Jeffrey Warzecha
Ozzy bit a bat’s head off, headed for rabies shots,
proved checked-in cough was habitual from joints
with Iommi by calling from the hospital phone
a friend who played the intro to “Sweet Leaf”
on repeat for the ER doctor. Coughing was a favored
vocalise and solmization for Ozzy. A frequent chord for Iommi.
One he fake-fingertip licked into mean riffs,
plucked like leaves off the devil’s lettuce then laid on the fretboard.
Just another cross he dangled round his neck.
Birmingham phlegm never vacates one’s throat—
it’s like a laryngeal squatter, unignorable, unforgettable:
like riding a bike made of graffiti and sheet metal
factory pollution. Like a bird that builds a Brummie nest
and keeps coming back to roost, or one that flies away from home
and congregation to form a solo career out of pills
and dead guitarists, eponymous music festivals and rocklore,
feels the incessant throat-tickles of home
that resonate like reverb and vibrato.
Combustible herbage hacks and chart-toppers were sole
communication forms during their migration-separated years.
Whenever Ozzy flew to rehab, Iommi could feel it
rattle his lungs, tingle from nostrils to sinuses
like disturbed dust. For every hit another hit.
Iommi never looked for needles,
though tried finding psychedelics in dens,
cocaine in snow mounds, eventually health in a haystack.
He apologized to men he street-fought as a thug kid,
tossed away knives, forgave the fiend inside.
Finally he reconciled with Ozzy after gnarly years
when Ozzy’s inability to fly high and straight solo
finally ended. They shook hands at the airport,
flew home to revisit places that inspired
Beelzebub-beats: the factory that stole Iommi’s digits,
clubs that shapeshifted Ozzy into part-frontman, part-phenomenon.
And when they deplaned, both inhaled, then coughed.
Jeffrey Warzecha earned an MFA from Lesley University, is the recipient of The Connecticut Review‘s Leslie Leeds Poetry Prize and has new publications both in print and online.